Free! Challenge — BROTP/OTP: Makoto & Haru
my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
if there was a post to describe australia, this is it
you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?
that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?
fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?
wake up australia
That’s what birds do
They fly around and fuck shit up
Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country
Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit
It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.
Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do
yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes
why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.
My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.
no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange
what the actual fuck australia
now the birds outside my window that sound like they’re saying ‘fuck you’ seem less intimidating.
Sims winter OTP Prompt List- Day 15: The Couple that games together Stays Together
Lena: C’MON, TEX! I HAULED MY PREGO ASS TO THE ARCADE TO WATCH YOU GET EATEN BY ZOMBIES?! PATHETIC!
Lena: STOP PUSHIN’ MY BUTTONS AND PUSH THOSE BUTTONS!
Lena doesn’t get road rage but she is one aggressive backseat gamer.
Since my niece and nephew are coming over for an early christmas sat. and sun. (my sister’s due any day now) I’m getting those days out of the way. All they let me do on sims is have my sims drive sports cars everywhere and make everything pink.
I LOVE THE HAIR OF THIS SET! Hnnggggg! This is my sultry lounge singer, Jeanne Blythe.
Edit: How do you like the face cream? I just put unlockOutfits ON and applied the “sun burn” makeup in the blush section and turned it green. :D Voila face mask!
this is exactly what happens when my nephew tries to show affection to his little sister.
My mom stayed up late so she could watch this
THIS ISN’T LASAGNA YOU PIECE OF SHIT
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